Put a Pinhead in office!

No, not that one -- Zippy the Pinhead! He even pledges not to invade New Jersey!

Actually, looking at the Zippy website, I was drawn back to my early days in college, and the visceral delights of Zippy. I once swore that it was the funniest comic strip in the universe, bar none. I think I still agree.

("visceral delights": that's still pretty stentorian, huh? Well -- tighten up!)