Oh! My side!

If you went through catechism class yourself, or you care about someone who did,
if you're a theology geek, or you care about someone who is,
if you just want a good laugh in the face of utter silliness,
or, heck, all three:

Check out the Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism at Manila Road. (Hat tip to the Karl Barth Society of Amherst.) What a stitch!